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The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of...
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of the blood. -- Logan Pearsall Smith
The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of...
The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forbearance among men. -- Ambrose Bierce
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and...
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow
The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until...
The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the number of your kids by thirty-two teeth.
The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high...
The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors.
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