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Dec 29, 2017

When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool...
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being...
WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle to become a parrot or something. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really...
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean "not really". -- Dave Parnas

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want...
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner

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