Freebsd Murphys Law

The more time and energy you put into preparing a meal
the greater the chance you guests will spend the entire
meal discussing other meals they have had.

Souffles rise and cream whips only for the family and
for guests you didn't really want to invite anyway.

The rotten egg will be the one you break into the
cake batter.

Any cooking utensil placed in the dishwasher will be
needed immediately thereafter for something else.

Any measuring utensil used for liquid ingredients will
be needed immediately thereafter for dry ingredients.

Time spent consuming a meal is in inverse proportion
to time spent preparing it.

Whatever it is, somebody will have had it for lunch.

If you're wondering if you took the meat out to
thaw, you didn't.

If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot
plugged in, you did.

If you're wondering if you need to stop and pick up
bread and eggs on the way home, you do.