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Sep 2, 2017

You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your...
You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car. -- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82

You know you've been spending too much time on the computer...
You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.

You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power...
You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.

You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.

You may be recognized soon. Hide.
You may be recognized soon. Hide.
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