Freebsd Fortunes

You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
                -- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82

You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.

You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.

You look like a million dollars.  All green and wrinkled.

You may be recognized soon.  Hide.

You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a "realist," he
is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing.
                -- Sydney Harris

You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with
him.
                -- Ed Howe

You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
                -- Alfred Kahn

You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for
success.  You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits
or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume
party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.
                -- Dave Barry, "How to Dress for Real Success"

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