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Sep 4, 2017

The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter...
The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband.

The girl who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress.
The girl who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress.

The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has...
The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear. -- Sophia Loren

The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't...
The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will...
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will at least last until we've finished building it.
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