Daily Fortunes

Sep 10, 2017

Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer. Let it simmer...
Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer. Let it simmer. Meanwhile, broil a good steak. Eat the steak. Let the chili simmer. Ignore it. -- Recipe for chili from Allan Shrivers, former governor of Texas.

Put cats in the coffee and mice in the tea!
Put cats in the coffee and mice in the tea!

Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT...
Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two deserts. -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59

RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (1) Never...
RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach. (2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry. (4) Enjoy your food. (5) Enjoy your companion's food. (6) ...

Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.

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