Daily FortunesJan 17, 2018
But I always fired into the nearest hill or, failing that, into...
But I always fired into the nearest hill or, failing that, into blackness.
I meant no harm; I just liked the explosions. And I was careful never to
kill more than I could eat.
-- Raoul Duke
"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
"But I don't want to go on the cart..."
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"But I don't want to go on the cart..."
"Oh, don't be such a baby!"
"But I'm feeling much better..."
"No you're not... in a moment you'll be stone dead!"
-- Monty Python, "The Holy...
Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point...
Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to
point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very
fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are
often given to wonder what's so great about point A that...
Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by...
Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general public.
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