Daily Fortunes

Jan 30, 2018

A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife...
A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour. Unless she's really attractive. -- Bruce J. Friedman, "Sex and the Lonely...

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours...
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. -- Milton Berle

A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain...
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"

A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts...
A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom. -- Parkinson

A commune is where people join together to share their lack...
A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth. -- R. Stallman

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