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Jan 19, 2018

Absolutely nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.
Absolutely nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.

The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

A hug is the perfect gift - one size fits all, and nobody minds...
A hug is the perfect gift - one size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it.

The only game that can't be fixed is peek-a-boo.
The only game that can't be fixed is peek-a-boo.

Ignorance should be painful.
Ignorance should be painful.
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