Daily Fortunes

Dec 29, 2018

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more...
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest

"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did...
"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots."

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on...
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini

I knew her before she was a virgin. -- Oscar...
I knew her before she was a virgin. -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day

I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If...
I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just remember what it was.

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