Daily Fortunes

Dec 3, 2018

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought,...
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein

I know on which side my bread is buttered. --...
I know on which side my bread is buttered. -- John Heywood

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of...
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. -- Charles Schulz

I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't;...
I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)

I know what "custody" [of the children] means...
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. -- Lenny Bruce

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