Freebsd Fortunes 4

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
                -- Arturo Toscanini

I knew her before she was a virgin.
                -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day

I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off...
If I could just remember what it was.

I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better
take one along that worked.
                -- Raymond Chandler

I know if you been talkin' you done said
just how surprised you wuz by the living dead.
You wuz surprised that they could understand you words
and never respond once to all the truth they heard.
But don't you get square!
There ain't no rule that says they got to care.
They can always swear they're deaf, dumb and blind.

I know not how I came into this,
shall I call it a dying life or a living death?
                -- St. Augustine

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but
World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
                -- Albert Einstein

I know on which side my bread is buttered.
                -- John Heywood

I know the answer!  The answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
The answer is twelve?  I think I'm in the wrong building.
                -- Charles Schulz

I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when
you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination.
                -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)