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I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all
custody means. Get even with your old lady.
-- Lenny Bruce
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 536 of 2327 |
"I know what you're thinking -- `Did he fire six shots or only five?'
Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track
myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the
world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself
one question: `Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"
-- Harry Callahan, badge #2211
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 537 of 2327 |
I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what
it means.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 538 of 2327 |
I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 539 of 2327 |
I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 540 of 2327 |
I lately lost a preposition;
It hid, I thought, beneath my chair
And angrily I cried, "Perdition!
Up from out of under there."
Correctness is my vade mecum,
And straggling phrases I abhor,
And yet I wondered, "What should he come
Up from out of under for?"
-- Morris Bishop
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 541 of 2327 |
I lay my head on the railroad tracks,
Waitin' for the double E.
The railroad don't run no more.
Poor poor pitiful me. [chorus]
Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me.
These young girls won't let me be,
Lord have mercy on me!
Woe is me!
Well, I met a girl, West Hollywood,
Well, I ain't naming names.
But she really worked me over good,
She was just like Jesse James.
She really worked me over good,
She was a credit to her gender.
She put me through some changes, boy,
Sort of like a Waring blender. [chorus]
I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar,
She asked me if I'd beat her.
She took me back to the Hyatt House,
I don't want to talk about it. [chorus]
-- Warren Zevon, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me"
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 542 of 2327 |
I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they
didn't is just lyin'!
-- Willie Nelson
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 543 of 2327 |
I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.
-- Art Leo
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I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull
that kidnapped Europa.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
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