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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  531 of 2327

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but
World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
                -- Albert Einstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  532 of 2327

I know on which side my bread is buttered.
                -- John Heywood
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  533 of 2327

I know the answer!  The answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
The answer is twelve?  I think I'm in the wrong building.
                -- Charles Schulz
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  534 of 2327

I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when
you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination.
                -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  535 of 2327

I know what "custody" [of the children] means.  "Get even."  That's all
custody means.  Get even with your old lady.
                -- Lenny Bruce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  536 of 2327

"I know what you're thinking -- `Did he fire six shots or only five?'
Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track
myself.  But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the
world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself
one question: `Do I feel lucky?'  Well, do you, punk?"
                -- Harry Callahan, badge #2211
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  537 of 2327

I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what
it means.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  538 of 2327

I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  539 of 2327

I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  540 of 2327

I lately lost a preposition;
It hid, I thought, beneath my chair
And angrily I cried, "Perdition!
Up from out of under there."

Correctness is my vade mecum,
And straggling phrases I abhor,
And yet I wondered, "What should he come
Up from out of under for?"
                -- Morris Bishop
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