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Being stoned on marijuana isn't very
different from being stoned on gin.
-- Ralph Nader
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Being the #2 man in the Justice Department under Ed Meese is akin to
standing next to a lamp post infested with pigeons.
-- unnamed Justice Department official
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 346 of 2182 |
Being ugly isn't illegal. Yet.
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belief, n:
Something you do not believe.
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Believe everything you hear about the world; nothing is too
impossibly bad.
-- Honore DeBalzac
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 349 of 2182 |
Bell Labs Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Ben, why didn't you tell me?
-- Luke Skywalker
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Bennett's Laws of Horticulture:
(1) Houses are for people to live in.
(2) Gardens are for plants to live in.
(3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.
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Benson's Dogma:
ASCII is our god, and Unix is his profit.
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Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and
none of his friends like him either.
-- Oscar Wilde
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