Daily FortunesJul 15, 2018
My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you...
My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you.
-- Iphicrates
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if...
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx
My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always...
My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always called me Elwood)
"Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
For years I tried smart. I recommend pleasant.
-- Elwood P. Dowde, "Harvey"
My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go...
My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!"
-- Sue Murphy
My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife...
My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife.
-- Friday
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Daily Fortunes for Jul 15, 2018
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