Daily Fortunes

Oct 15, 2018

Five people -- an Englishman, Russian, American, Frenchman...
Five people -- an Englishman, Russian, American, Frenchman and Irishman were each asked to write a book on elephants. Some amount of time later they had all completed their respective books. The Englishman's book was entitled "The Elephant -- How to Collect...

Five rules for eternal misery: 1) Always try to exhort...
Five rules for eternal misery: 1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably. 2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to treat these assumptions as though they are reality. 3) Then treat each new situation...

Flame on! -- Johnny Storm
Flame on! -- Johnny Storm

FLANNISTER: The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack...
FLANNISTER: The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer together. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh,...
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....

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