Daily Fortunes

Apr 22, 2018

Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until...
Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late and lying about it.

nohup rm -fr /&
nohup rm -fr /&

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an...
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain

nolo contendere: A legal term meaning: "I didn't...
nolo contendere: A legal term meaning: "I didn't do it, judge, and I'll never do it again."

nominal egg: New Yorkerese for expensive.
nominal egg: New Yorkerese for expensive.

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