Daily FortunesApr 9, 2018
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six...
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."
-- Shirley Temple
I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so...
I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do
too much damage if it catches fire or explodes. First you decide which
direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy. After
much trial and error, I have found that the best direction for...
"I think it is true for all n. I was just playing it safe...
"I think it is true for all n. I was just playing it safe with n >= 3
because I couldn't remember the proof."
-- Baker, Pure Math 351a
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove...
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."
I think that all good, right thinking people in this country...
I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick
and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this
country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people
in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm...
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Daily Fortunes for Apr 9, 2018
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