Daily FortunesApr 20, 2018
"A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians...
"A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit,
let alone discuss with prospective clients. Still, the fact remains that
there are certain objects, and people, that are, for one reason or another,
completely immune to any direct magical...
An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired...
An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for
broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.
Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy...
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to
light.
Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and
quick to anger.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you...
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good
with ketchup."
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Daily Fortunes for Apr 20, 2018
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