Daily Fortunes

Apr 14, 2018

He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.
He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.

"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people;...
"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth ..."

"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya...
"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?" -- Sam Giancana

Hideously disfigured by an ancient Indian curse?...
Hideously disfigured by an ancient Indian curse? WE CAN HELP! Call (511) 338-0959 for an immediate appointment.

Hire the morally handicapped.
Hire the morally handicapped.

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