Daily FortunesJun 29, 2018
... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible,...
... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and
legally ... impeccable!
... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island...
... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling
Alley!!
... Now you're ready for the actual shopping. Your goal should...
... Now you're ready for the actual shopping. Your goal should be to
get it over with as quickly as possible, because the longer you stay in
the mall, the longer your children will have to listen to holiday songs
on the mall public-address system, and many of these songs...
... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your...
... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you
with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them. Holiday
shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday
advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into...
"... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman...
"... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
their C programs."
-- Robert Firth
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Daily Fortunes for Jun 29, 2018
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