Daily FortunesJun 20, 2018
My father was a saint, I'm not.
-- Indira...
My father was a saint, I'm not.
-- Indira Gandhi
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese,...
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce
and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
-- Senator Hubert Humphrey
My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from...
My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh
Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against the
New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors
and let two balls get through his legs,...
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower,
but they were there...
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower,
but they were there to meet the boat.
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes...
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so
later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Stephen Wright
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Daily Fortunes for Jun 20, 2018
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