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Jun 4, 2018

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

YINKEL: A person who combs his hair over his bald...
YINKEL: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.

You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty spray...
You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty spray paint cans in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.

You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
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