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Aug 31, 2018

What's this stuff about people being "released...
What's this stuff about people being "released on their own recognizance"? Aren't we all out on own recognizance?

When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's...
When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the money is. -- Robespierre

When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle...
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money. -- Kim Hubbard

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