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May 4, 2006
Go away! Stop bothering me with all your "compute this ...
Go away! Stop bothering me with all your "compute this ... compute that"! I'm taking a VAX-NAP. logout
Go climb a gravity well.
Go climb a gravity well.
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes...
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. -- J.R.R. Tolkien
Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud...
Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you. -- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripides
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