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Oct 4, 2006

Humor in the Court: Q: What is the meaning of sperm being...
Humor in the Court: Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present? A: It indicates intercourse. Q: Male sperm? A. That is the only kind I know.

Humor in the Court: Q: What is your relationship with...
Humor in the Court: Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head...
I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head. -- Fratianno

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means...
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessler

I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and...
I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer. Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering, to wit: [110.13]: ...

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