Freebsd Fortunes 3

Go directly to jail.  Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
                -- J.R.R. Tolkien

Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you.
                -- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripides

Go slowly to the entertainments of thy friends,
but quickly to their misfortunes.
                -- Chilo

Go to a movie tonight.
Darkness becomes you.

Go to the Scriptures... the joyful promises it contains will be a balsam to
all your troubles.
                -- Andrew Jackson

The foundations of our society and our government rest so much on the
teachings of the Bible that it would be difficult to support them if faith
in these teachings would cease to be practically universal in our country.
                -- Calvin Coolidge

Lastly, our ancestors established their system of government on morality and
religious sentiment.  Moral habits, they believed, cannot safely be trusted
on any other foundation than religious principle, nor any government be
secure which is not supported by moral habits.
                -- Daniel Webster

Go 'way!  You're bothering me!

Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...
                -- Wally Shawn

GOD:
        Darwin's chief rival.

God created a few perfect heads.
The rest he covered with hair.