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Sep 29, 2006

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late...
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. -- Mark Twain

ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot...
ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much. MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.

Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will...
Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps...
She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. -- Mark Twain

Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness,...
Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of...

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