Daily Fortunes

Apr 29, 2006

... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled...
... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.

I only know what I read in the papers. -- Will...
I only know what I read in the papers. -- Will Rogers

I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous...
I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. -- Aneurin Bevan

I really look with commiseration over the great body of...
I really look with commiseration over the great body of my fellow citizens who, reading newspapers, live and die in the belief that they have known something of what has been passing in their time. -- H. Truman

If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing...
If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it because I can't swim. -- Bob Stanfield

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