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Aug 29, 2006

Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?
Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?

Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good...
Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at...
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. -- Mark Twain

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that...
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? -- Stephen Wright

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? ...
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? -- Lily Tomlin
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