Daily FortunesNov 27, 2007
The first myth of management is that it exists. The second...
The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of
management is that success equals skill.
-- Robert Heller
The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every...
The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish
child, was propounded to me by my father:
"What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and
whistles?"
I knit my brow and thought and thought, and in final perplexity
gave...
"The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time...
"The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time waving your
hands and hoping when a rock or a club will do."
-- McCloctnik the Lucid
The First Rule of Program Optimization:
Don't...
The First Rule of Program Optimization:
Don't do it.
The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!):
Don't do it yet.
-- Michael Jackson
The first time, it's a KLUDGE!
The second, a trick.
Later, it's...
The first time, it's a KLUDGE!
The second, a trick.
Later, it's a well-established technique!
-- Mike Broido, Intermetrics
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