Daily Fortunes

Oct 27, 2007

Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when...
Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with...
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.

Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down...
Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down a rabbit-hole? A: Hot cross bunnies!

Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up...
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning? A: ...
Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning? A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress? A: To keep her neck warm. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? A: Tell her a joke on Friday.

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