Daily Fortunes

Dec 27, 2007

The idea is to die young as late as possible...
The idea is to die young as late as possible. -- Ashley Montague

The modern child will answer you back before you've said...
The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything. -- Laurence J. Peter

"The only real way to look younger is not to be born...
"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon." -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and Over and Over"

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The real reason large families benefit society is because...
The real reason large families benefit society is because at least a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.

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