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Dec 25, 2007

Wilcox's Law: A pat on the back is only a few ...
Wilcox's Law: A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

Will Rogers never met you.
Will Rogers never met you.

Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it? That way,...
Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it? That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!

Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that...
Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? -- Job 16:3

William Safire's Rules for Writers: Remember to never...
William Safire's Rules for Writers: Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs have to agree with their subjects. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. If you reread...

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