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Feb 8, 2007

USER: A programmer who will believe anything you tell...
USER: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.

User hostile.
User hostile.

user, n: The word computer professionals use when they...
user, n: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top" [I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used when they meant "idiot." ...

Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach...
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S.C. Johnson

Using [Windows] for any sort of serious work is like playing...
Using [Windows] for any sort of serious work is like playing an old text-based adventure game. You're five feet from making it to your goal, when bup-POW! a ten ton rock falls on your head. Because you didn't disarm the trap three hours before. [...] I always hated...

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