Freebsd Fortunes 6

Using [Windows] for any sort of serious work is like playing an old
text-based adventure game.  You're five feet from making it to your
goal, when bup-POW! a ten ton rock falls on your head.  Because you
didn't disarm the trap three hours before.  [...]

I always hated those adventure games.
                -- David Gerard

Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
                -- Tom Robbins

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Usually, when a lot of men get together, it's called a war.
                -- Mel Brooks, "The Listener"

VACATION:
        A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that
        it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday
        life-style to recuperate.

Van Roy's Law:
        An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Van Roy's Law:
        Honesty is the best policy - there's less competition.

Van Roy's Truism:
        Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control.

Variables don't; constants aren't.

Vax Vobiscum

Vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
                -- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams