Freebsd Fortunes 6

They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
                -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard

They use different words for things in America.
For instance they say elevator and we say lift.
They say drapes and we say curtains.
They say president and we say brain damaged git.
                -- Alexie Sayle

They went rushing down that freeway,
Messed around and got lost.
They didn't care... they were just dying to get off,
And it was life in the fast lane.
                -- Eagles, "Life in the Fast Lane"

They will only cause the lower classes to move about needlessly.
                -- The Duke of Wellington, on early steam railroads.

They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius,
The man said "We got all that we can use",
So I've got those steadily-depressin', low-down, mind-messin',
Working-at-the-car-wash blues.
                -- Jim Croce

They're an insidious bunch, your killer pianos.  Had one get loose on me
back in '62.  It slipped out of the cables while we were lowering it out
of its twelfth story apartment, and crushed six innocents in an insane bid
for freedom.
                -- Stig's Inferno

They're giving bank robbing a bad name.
                -- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde

They're just jealous because they don't have three
wise men and a virgin in the whole organization.
                -- Mayor Vincent J. `Buddy' Cianci, on the
                ACLU's suit to have a city nativity scene removed.

They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!

Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become
their property that they may more perfectly respect it.
                -- G.K. Chesterton, "The Man Who Was Thursday"