Freebsd Fortunes 6

Wake up and smell the coffee.
                -- Ann Landers

Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered
a capital crime.  For a first offense, that is.

Walk softly and carry a big stick.
                -- Theodore Roosevelt

Walking on water wasn't built in a day.
                -- Jack Kerouac

Walt:   Dad, what's gradual school?
Garp:   Gradual school?
Walt:   Yeah.  Mom says her work's more fun now that she's teaching
        gradual school.
Garp:   Oh.  Well, gradual school is someplace you go and gradually
        find out that you don't want to go to school anymore.
                -- The World According To Garp

Walters' Rule:
        All airline flights depart from the gates most distant from
        the center of the terminal.  Nobody ever had a reservation
        on a plane that left Gate 1.

Wanna buy a duck?

Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed,
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
But then one day he was shootin' at some food,
When up through the ground come a bubblin' crude -- oil, that is;
        black gold; 'Texas tea' ...

Well the next thing ya know, old Jed's a millionaire.
The kinfolk said, 'Jed, move away from there!'
They said, 'Californy is the place ya oughta be',
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly -- Hills, that is;
        swimmin' pools; movie stars.

War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.

War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
                -- Charles Edward Montague