Daily Fortunes

Aug 18, 2007

Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they...
Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you. -- Albert Einstein

Have you ever felt like a wounded cow halfway between an oven...
Have you ever felt like a wounded cow halfway between an oven and a pasture? walking in a trance toward a pregnant seventeen-year-old housewife's two-day-old cookbook? -- Richard Brautigan

Have you ever met a man of good character where women...
Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned? Well, I haven't. I find that whenever a woman becomes friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance; and whenever I become friends with a woman, I become selfish...

Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying...
Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you `there's a time for work and a time for play' never find the time for play?

Have you flogged your kid today?
Have you flogged your kid today?

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