Daily FortunesOct 18, 2007
Cinemuck, n.:
The combination of popcorn, soda,...
Cinemuck, n.:
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
covers the floors of movie theaters.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Clairvoyant, n.:
A person, commonly a woman, who...
Clairvoyant, n.:
A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that
which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing...
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
"Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day."
"Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day."
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 18, 2007
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