Freebsd Fortunes 5

O!  If I were a fish
I'd lay hap'ly on my dish.
Yes, that's my one and only wish --
To be a fish!

For fish don't ever mish;
They needn't flush after they pish!
Yes, and life's just swish, swish, swish,
For all the fish!!!

O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?

O imitators, you slavish herd!
                -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
                -- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2

O Lord, grant that we may always be right,
for Thou knowest we will never change our minds.

O love, could thou and I with fate conspire
To grasp this sorry scheme of things entire,
Might we not smash it to bits
And mould it closer to our hearts' desire?
                -- Omar Khayyam, tr. FitzGerald

Oatmeal raisin.

Objects are lost only because people
look where they are not rather than where they are.

O'Brian's Law:
        Everything is always done for the wrong reasons.

O'Brien held up his left hand, its back toward Winston, with the
thumb hidden and the four fingers extended.
        "How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?"
        "Four."
        "And if the Party says that it is not four but five --
                then how many?"
        "Four."
        The word ended in a gasp of pain.
                -- George Orwell