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Nusbaum's Rule:
        The more pretentious the corporate name, the smaller the
        organization.  (For instance, the Murphy Center for the
        Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted
        to IBM, GM, and AT&T.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  922 of 2298

O!  If I were a fish
I'd lay hap'ly on my dish.
Yes, that's my one and only wish --
To be a fish!

For fish don't ever mish;
They needn't flush after they pish!
Yes, and life's just swish, swish, swish,
For all the fish!!!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  923 of 2298

O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  924 of 2298

O imitators, you slavish herd!
                -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  925 of 2298

O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
                -- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  926 of 2298

O Lord, grant that we may always be right,
for Thou knowest we will never change our minds.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  927 of 2298

O love, could thou and I with fate conspire
To grasp this sorry scheme of things entire,
Might we not smash it to bits
And mould it closer to our hearts' desire?
                -- Omar Khayyam, tr. FitzGerald
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  928 of 2298

Oatmeal raisin.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  929 of 2298

Objects are lost only because people
look where they are not rather than where they are.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  930 of 2298

O'Brian's Law:
        Everything is always done for the wrong reasons.
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