Daily FortunesJan 27, 2008
When among apes, one must play the ape.
When among apes, one must play the ape.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear... When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain
When arguments fail, use a blackjack.
--... When arguments fail, use a blackjack.
-- Ed "Spike" O'Donnell
When arguments fail, use a blackjack.
-- Edward... When arguments fail, use a blackjack.
-- Edward "Spike" O'Donnell, Al Capone associate.
When asked the definition of "pi":... When asked the definition of "pi":
The Mathematician:
Pi is the number expressing the relationship between the
circumference of a circle and its diameter.
The Physicist:
Pi is 3.1415927, plus or minus 0.000000005.
The Engineer:...
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Daily Fortunes for Jan 27, 2008
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