Freebsd Fortunes 3

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of
fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture.  Of course,
the same can be said of dirt.

carperpetuation, n:
        The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen
        times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting
        it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Carson's Consolation:
        Nothing is ever a complete failure.
        It can always be used as a bad example.

Carson's Observation on Footwear:
        If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

Carswell's Corollary:
        Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap,
        nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.

Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world.
                -- The Beach Boys

Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.
                -- Howard Chaykin

Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
                -- Garrison Keillor

Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't make eight cats pull
a sled through the snow.