Freebsd Fortunes 3

Captain Penny's Law:
        You can fool all of the people some of the time, and
        some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5...

Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected.
Carefully planned projects take four times longer to complete than expected,
mostly because the planners expect their planning to reduce the time it
takes.

Carney's Law: There's at least a 50-50 chance that someone will print
the name Craney incorrectly.
                -- Jim Canrey

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of
fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture.  Of course,
the same can be said of dirt.

carperpetuation, n:
        The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen
        times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting
        it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Carson's Consolation:
        Nothing is ever a complete failure.
        It can always be used as a bad example.

Carson's Observation on Footwear:
        If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

Carswell's Corollary:
        Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap,
        nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.

Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world.
                -- The Beach Boys