Daily Fortunes

Mar 13, 2008

It has just been discovered that research causes cancer...
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

It has long been an article of our folklore that too much...
It has long been an article of our folklore that too much knowledge or skill, or especially consummate expertise, is a bad thing. It dehumanizes those who achieve it, and makes difficult their commerce with just plain folks, in whom good old common sense has not been...

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things...
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important. -- Sherlock Holmes

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things...
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important. -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Case of Identity"

It has long been known that birds will occasionally build nests...
It has long been known that birds will occasionally build nests in the manes of horses. The only known solution to this problem is to sprinkle baker's yeast in the mane, for, as we all know, yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.

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