Daily Fortunes

Apr 13, 2008

Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make...
Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human...
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head...
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. -- Samuel Goldwyn

Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad...
Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad. -- W. C. Fields

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President...
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

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