Daily Fortunes

Mar 25, 2008

Grub first, then ethics. -- Bertolt Brecht
Grub first, then ethics. -- Bertolt Brecht

GUILLOTINE: A French chopping center.
GUILLOTINE: A French chopping center.

Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event ...
Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.

Gunter's Airborne Discoveries: (1) When you are served...
Gunter's Airborne Discoveries: (1) When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence. (2) The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.

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